Is The MISPLACED MASTER For Real?
Yes, I am afraid that I am and the crazy stories in my books are also real. I call myself The Misplaced Master because I felt like I never fit in while I was growing up. You probably will not believe some of these stories, but everything I wrote about happened just as I said it did. I am sharing this because I feel that people will benefit from reading my account of being very different from most of my peers as far back as I can remember. I also hope that people who are different will come to realize they are not alone. I am hoping that some of my stories reveal how to find and approach fellow travelers that might think as they do. Good luck!
**** A Special THANKS to LuLu and KOBO Publishing who published my books when OTHERS would not. I highly recommend LuLu and KOBO to other Authors who choose not to censor their writing to fit a publisher's guidelines. They are the most AUTHOR FRIENDLY publishers online or elsewhere.
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The MISPLACED Book Series
Being a bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender preteen and teen can be hell if you just sit back and pretend to be normal. I don't mean that you have to come out of the closet and flaunt it to be happy, just that whether you choose to come out or not you can still successfully make a play for people you want to be with as long as you use tact and common sense. I hope to have you learn from my successes and failures, as well as those of my readers.
These books are all about how me and my friends managed to link up with others like us, or those we hoped were like us, and how you can use these timeless examples to do the same or avoid some of the problems that we encountered along the way. This advice can apply to people of all ages, but is primarily for people who are ten to eighteen years of age. I just want folks of all ages that are as different as we are to have the same emotional and sexual satisfaction as so-called 'normal' people.
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How To Survive Being A Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Preteen and Teen
Being a bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender preteen and teen can be hell if you just sit back and pretend to be normal. I don't mean that you have to come out of the closet and flaunt it to be happy, just that whether you choose to come out or not you can still successfully make a play for people you want to be with as long as you use tact and common sense. I hope to have you learn from my successes and failures, as well as those of my readers. Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE UP! Never think about surrendering your life for anything or because of anyone.
Even if you feel you are walking around with a target on your back, you are more likely to enjoy life a lot more than the idiots who bully or hassle you. I was bullied, hassled and annoyed. I was also having more sexual fun than any one of my classmates or those who bothered me. I felt great fulfillment and joy from my intimate encounters which began before I could read and continued throughout school and college. Life is too full of fun and challenges to even consider thinking about ending it. We are who we are and some people are always going to have a problem with that: But always remember that it is their problem, not yours!
This book is all about how me and my friends managed to link up with others like us, or those we hoped were like us, and how you can use these timeless and modern examples to do the same or avoid some of the problems that we encountered along the way. It can apply to people of all ages, but is primarily for teenagers who are thirteen to eighteen years of age. I do not want adults using these examples to act on some crush they have on under-aged kids which they have no business pursuing. If you want to use the suggestions I make to go after people your own or of legal age, that's fine. I just want folks of all ages that are as different as we are to have the same emotional and sexual satisfaction as so-called 'normal' people. Good luck!
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'Misplaced' Book One: Growing Up Twisted In A Straight World
This book series is about a lot more than just some kids playing doctor. It may be the most sexually explicit and offensive (to some) book series you have ever read. If that is the case, I apologize and assure you that my intent was not to write that kind of a narrative or to offend anyone. I simply wanted to chronicle some things that have happened in my life which, I believe, have happened in the lives of others. I want this book series to be a learning experience for the reader; a clarification of sexual experimentation among young people.
I have written this book anonymously to protect myself and others. It took a long time for me to decide to write it, but I did so to help people out there who might be a lot like me or have contact with people like me. It's a confessional about growing up as a kind of sexual deviant in suburban America. This true story is about the interactions I had with the world and how the world handles people who are just different.
Different does not always mean bad and I hope this book explains the two contrasting behaviors. You will have to decide for yourself who, if anyone, is at fault after reading this true account of my early life. I plan another after this one because there is just too much to be told, and I do not want to leave anything out. If there is a lesson to be learned from my experiences, I hope that it will be learned by both sides. It will not take you long to decide which side you are on. You are either like me or nothing like me.
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I hope this book series will teach people of all ages how to better handle situations which no one is prepared to face. The way I acted kept me from forming any lasting friendships and distanced me from the very people I wanted to be close to. This story is about being on one side or the other of having to deal with what everyone knows goes on out there while we are growing up, but no one wants to acknowledge or accept.
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'Misplaced' Book Two: Out Of Whack and Into Everything
The story I began in my last book continues. The setting is summer vacation between seventh and eighth grade. I am now fourteen years old and still in the grip of crazy obsessions caused by an insatiable appetite for sex, or physical contract, or seeing people naked; whatever you want to call it. And as you learned from the last book, it was not just me who had these obsessions. Others had them and caused me to go further than I ever thought I would with my own.
It is amazing for me to think back and realize that the whole thing started over a visit to my doctors office at the age of five, and my attempts to regain the feeling I had seeing another kid with his shirt off by playing doctor with my peers. Of course, it was all a lot more complicated than that and the constant tutoring by kids that had their own ideas about playing doctor did not help. Then there were the kids that wanted me to see them naked and touch them. They came to me ready and willing to drop their drawers. That made quitting or cutting back all but impossible.
I think you will find that the true stories in this book are even more fascinating and disturbing than those I shared in the first one. As a teenager, I now had the ability to take my obsession to new levels. I also met people (like Meg) who liked orchestrating the behavior of others. They willingly fed my obsession in order to satisfy their own.
The person who I think you will find the most interesting in this book is my cousin Ingrid. Her sudden entry into my life knocked the game up more than a few notches. Just to be clear, I loved her deeply. I hold nothing against her because, in the end, we are all responsible for the things we do. As you have already learned from the first book, the person that many kids have their first intimate experience with may be a cousin or close relative. I guess it is all about access and the feeling that you are close to someone like that, but not too close as with a brother or sister.
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'Misplaced' Book Three: You Gotta Be Kidding
I cannot believe I am writing Book Three of my Misplaced Book Series. I originally thought I would be able to cover everything in one book! The more I recalled from the days of my youth, the more I wanted to share so that my story would not end up as some disjointed tale with a few lessons to teach. I felt the need to tell my story just as it happened and that takes time. Hope it’s not too boring? It certainly did not seem boring when I was living it.
Book Three begins where Book Two left off. I am just about to start High School, have too many girl and boy friends, and am still conflicted about everything. In this book fate continues to throw me into a bunch of situations that cause me to be faced with the opportunity to be involved with people that I just cannot resist. If you have ever been a gay, lesbian or bisexual teen, you will relate well to my situation. If you have not, you will still certainly be able to understand and appreciate my dilemmas because love, emotion and lust cross all sexual preference borders.
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IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD, BE BAD!
Warning: This book contains descriptions of explicit and deviant sex acts, physical violence, forced sex and other actions some may find offensive.
This is the True Story of a boy (from age 4 to 19) with Anti-Social Personality Disorder, early puberty, premature sexual urges and lots of other problems. He is known as a "good kid" in his suburban Long Island, NY, neighborhood. In reality he is a sexual pervert, deviant, liar, thief, embezzler, torturer, rapist and all around criminal involved in a number of illegal enterprises. Not drugs, he hated drugs and never touches them. Everybody loves him (he lives with five girls and has sex with all of them including his first cousin, his two second cousins came later) and everybody wants to hire him because he has the Magic Touch when it comes to business. Just don't give him a reason to get back at you.
"I didn't wake up one morning as a kid and think, “How can I get in trouble today or cause chaos?” Just the opposite. I was the good kid… At least I started out that way. I was not a troublemaker, never drank, did drugs or smoked. However, bumps in the road began early for me. I didn't see these bumps as a sign there was anything wrong. Most kids that grew up in the 1960s were probably never diagnosed or treated for Antisocial Personality Disorder, at least none that I knew. ASPD sounds innocent enough. I figured it was someone who was not a people person when I first heard about it. I had no idea that ASPD can manifest itself in many ways including criminal behavior. To make matters worse, anyone with this disease would be unlikely to recognize they were doing anything wrong or be able to stop themselves from doing it."
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Serpents In The Garden
The stories in this book are real as far as I know because not all of them came to me first hand. Those that did or the ones I personally knew about I can vouch for. As someone who went to Bible College and spent years as both a layman and ministerial worker in various churches, I heard each of them first hand from either the victim or the perpetrator. Be aware that although I have avoided the use of any sort of foul language or sexual slurs, the accounts of sexual abuse you will read about are real and graphic. I believe they must be in order to bring incidents like these to light and give them credibility. Trust has come too easy in churches and many people have paid the price for that. My own faith was tested over and over again as I came across these horrifying incidents that occurred in churches where I worshiped and worked, as well as others I learned about that occurred in other locations.
Although my descriptions are graphic I encourage anyone and everyone to read this book so that they may learn how to avoid the snare of the fowler which might cause you to become either a victim or a perpetrator. The devil attacks us all by taking advantage of our greatest weakness and in the case of these stories that was a desire for sex outside of marriage. For many people churches are not just places to worship God and spread his word, they are gathering points to meet other like minded folks and socialize in an environment that we all hope is a safe and sober one. Sadly, as you will see from the stories in this book, that is not always the case. I hope this book will help you to recognize the wolves among the sheep, understand their methods and cast them out.
MISPLACED MASTER COMMENT: Apart from the religious statements and implications of this book, you will enjoy the stories which are fascinating and graphic.
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The Anger Of The Ocean
Nothing prepares us for puberty or being teens. Sometime between the ages of ten and twelve most of us begin to exhibit the characteristics of puberty. They come at us like a storm at sea; sudden and unwelcome. No one is really equipped to deal with those changes and everyone does so in their own way. Now many years out of my own puberty, I still have trouble believing all that me and my friends experienced during that time and how we dealt with it all. The lessons learned and observations made are timeless and can easily be applied to every teenager today.
As with my own experiences, I felt that it was important to share these tidbits from the lives of Luke and Lynn with teens, parents, teachers and all interested parties. These stories run deeper than just how some kids dealt with the sudden affect of raging teenage hormones; they explore the way that both sexes deal with puberty and beyond based on their backgrounds and personal living situations. Be advised that this is a very sexually explicit book. It has to be in order to teach the lessons learned. However, I have done my best to avoid profanity and vulgarity. Descriptions of situations involving sex are accomplished in the most tasteful way possible.
Everything in this book is true and so are the people you will read about. I did change the names to protect people’s privacy and some individuals who have no real relevance to the story have been left out to avoid easy identification by their relatives and friends. The locations are the actual places where everything all took place. I have simply removed some area specifics because I am certain that most of the people who are a part of my book would not want to be too easily recognized given the way they behaved when they were younger. Luke and I are less concerned with such matters and hope that readers will learn from our failures and successes.
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